Wahahhahaha something interesting happened today! A taxi driver chase me in public and i lari~~~~~~
Of course his stupid and shitty and of course im naughty and hot temper on this incident lolz
When i was walking pass Pavilion to Price Hotel to attend a seminar, i walk pass a street where all the cars are jammed and cannot move!
Again no traffic light there... so me and other passenger try to cross the very sempit street... but the taxi driver stupid! Honk us and somemore pecut the car... obviously he can't go anywhere coz in front of him is jammed! He honk and all other passenger were shocked and stopped there let him pass... but I didn't! I ran pass the taxi and before leaving i SUPER KICK his taxi! wakakakak
He stopped and came down from his taxi~
I realised that but i didnt run stood there for a moment! actually i was thinking should I fight with him since I never really fight before (no high school life...down!!! i wanna experience fighting too -.-) lol but after some thought i think i better not so i started to run before he really reaches me! really near. Just 2 metre away when he tries to stretch his arm to grab me! So he chase i run!
Hey altho im "fatter" than last time but i still can run! lolz He gave up xD cool experience! wakakakaka
Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Experience of Chased by a TAXI driver
Sunday, September 25, 2011
New Element xD Interesting!
A New Element added to the Periodic Table
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic Weight: Don't even dare 2 ask!
Physical Properties:
Boils at anytime, can freeze at anytime,
melts if handled with love & care,
very bitter if Mishandled
Chemical Properties:
Very Reactive, Highly Unstable,
Possess strong affinity 4 Gold,Platinum,Diamond & Other precious Metals
Money reducing agent,
Volatile when left alone.
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of mirror.
Sunday, May 8, 2011
Joke - What OSAMA said about Malaysia~ Cool one! Must read!
Osama生前曾经說：
大马是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
原因是這樣的：
基地組織曾派出11名恐怖分子襲擊大马，結果如下：
1) 一人去炸KLCC時塞车塞了2小时，结果在车龙里爆炸了；
2) 一人在Jb骑摩哆被人在半路载停，结果背包被抢了；
3) 一人在KL交通灯前因为horn了别的车辆一声，结果被路霸打到进医院去了；
4) 一人在怡保驾车因为跟着路牌走，结果去了Lumut；
5) 一人去炸Bintang Walk；在路旁就被人拉了去找小姐，结果把任务忘记了；
6) 一人曾經嘗試在PJ银行放炸弹，結果在银行门口就給摩哆匪搶了，人还被拖了100 m；
7) 一人剛到金宝就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他吃了金宝老鼠粉，可能會成為植物人；
8)一人去了登家奴 炸体育，忽然吹了一阵风...体育馆倒塌了，结果那人也被压死了；
9)一人去偷了一架战机准备去撞KL Tower；他start了引擎很久都start不到，结果打开引擎盖一看....原来这战机没引擎的~；
10)一人去了kota tinggi；刚好下了一场雨，就水灾了，结果炸药也湿水了；
11) 一人成功地在吧生港口炸港，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关的新聞報導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；
最後，osama不得不說：記得！！大马是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Different Kind of "TALENT"
Must see!! hahaha!
Special Thx to "Subway Girl" who send me this clip lol!
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Slumdog Millionaire~
Late blog on :
Remember this scene? LOL he jumped into dung area to get out frm the toilet just to see his admire Star Actor!!! In the cinema everyone laugh~~~~ really funny =P Perhaps Cute is a more suitable word!!This movie has won a lot of awards, altho i personally think its not the best picture of the year yet it is very interesting movie and i like the style and creativity of this movie =)
The story is about the life of a boy from slum area yet the producer use another creative technique thru "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" to illustrate and show us the life of the poor~
Thoughts !!!
When humans are too poor to have food... sometimes they are forced to do anything just to fill their stomach!!
(The scene on the train, dangerous way of stealing food yet they need to do so)
I watched this movie with my parents...they seems to like this movie very much and after the movie they share about their favourite childhood Indian movies "My Elephant My Friends" my mum can even sing the indian song hahaha >.<
Saturday, March 14, 2009
9 WORDS women like to use~
(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. that will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.
PS: wakakaka my blog seems so dead for some time~~~ time to make it alive again .... hopefully >.<
Monday, November 24, 2008
Mother-In-Law vs Daughter-In-Law
3 main reason why they often quarrel:
1. Mother takes 5 years to teach the son how to wear clothes and pants yet wife just use 5 minutes to make them naked!
2. Mother use their breastto feed and fill up Son's stomach when they r hungry growing them up... yet wife use their breast without milk to cheat Son's one whole life time
3 When son is tired, mother will tend to make the child sleep tightly watching them go into dream land... yet even when their husband is tired force and punnished them do "push up" on bed!
Monday, October 27, 2008
Relax~
爸爸不要丟下我....
有天, 有部靈車從忠孝東路那邊慢慢的駛過. 只見有個小孩跑在靈車的後面, 邊跑邊哭叫 :爸爸,不要走, 不要丟下我一個, 爸爸回來啊....... 路人都紛紛向這個小孩投以同情的目光, 真是可憐的小孩, 年紀這麼小,父親就死掉了 .... 就在這時候, 靈車突然間停了下來 司機打開車門, 說了一句話 :
林背在工作,靠腰哦....^^'...(台語發音ㄛ)
老婆下跪
一位男士對朋友說：'昨天我和老婆打完架之後，老婆跪在我的面前。' 朋友驚訝地說：' 唉呀！你真了不起。 不過，你老婆跪著時對你說什麼？' 男士答道：'她說：'你這個死東西，快點給我從床底下滾出來 '。'^^'...
瓦斯工大逃亡
兩個瓦斯公司的維修工人，剛到一戶人家作安檢。 檢查完最後一家後，兩人突然提議看誰先跑回車上， 跑輸的人晚上要請一打啤酒，接著兩人便拔腿狂奔， 跑啊跑的....… 突然覺得後面有人猛喘著氣跟著跑。 回頭一看，原來是最後一家的女主人跟在後面跑。 他們停下來問這位女士是不是有問題。 這位女士回答： 「當我看到你們檢查完我的瓦斯系統後馬上拔腿就跑， 我覺得我也應該跟著跑 ...............^^'.....................」
信仰
二名男士在酒吧裡聊天， 其中一男士說道：「我老婆實在很厲害，他改變了我的信仰。」「哦！她是如何做的呢？」 「以前我從什麼都不信，直到我結婚後。 我才相信真的有地獄存在。 」
老婆婆駕車
一名交通警察在高速公路上把一部時速只有20公里的慢車給攔了下來。 警察發現車裡坐了4個老太婆，除了駕車的那個外，其他的3個都臉色蒼白 的在發抖。
駕車的老太婆緊張的：偶. 偶沒有超速啊 . . 警察：妳沒超速，可是開得太慢了。
老太婆：但速路牌上綿綿寫住俗速'20'嘛。警察：那是指 20號公路，不是時速啦！老太婆：喔... 那偶現在宰羊了啦。 警察：她們3個沒事吧﹖怎麼一直在發抖﹖
老太婆：我們剛從200號公路開過來...............^^'.........
毅力
流浪漢：「好心的太太，求求施捨一點… 我已經好幾天沒吃飯了… 」
「唉…」胖太太感慨的說 「我要是有你這種毅力就好了…」 ^__^ 呵呵呵
恐怖的書
小雪問老爸：「爸，有沒有比較恐怖的書ㄚ？」「有ㄚ，當然有。」老爸說：「有本書你老爸我看了二十多年都還覺得恐怖。」 「啊？ 不會吧？」小雪問：「哪一本書會看了二十多年還覺得恐怖？」老爸認真回答的說：「結婚證書。」
抱怨電話
ISP客服人員接到一通抱怨電話—
顧客：我的電腦很奇怪哦！我明明住在高雄，它卻一直要我去檢查台中的網路，
你們台中是不是有什麼問題?」
客服：「你能把電腦的訊息唸給我聽嗎？」
顧客：「嗯…它寫著『無法連線，請檢查控制'台中'的網路』」
客服：「……」
雪崩
積雪崩落，一名措手不及的隊員也隨之墜入深谷。驚魂甫定後，逃過一劫的小! 陳隊員用對講機呼叫不幸失足落谷的隊友：「小浩，你還活著嗎？」 小浩：「還活著！」對講機傳來小浩的回答。小陳：「你的手有沒有事？」 小浩：沒事。小陳：「你的腳有沒有事？ 」小浩：「沒事。」小陳：「那你有沒有辦法自己爬上來？」小浩：「媽的！我看是沒辦法。我還沒落地！」
運氣好
某甲騎腳踏車，不小心撞倒了一個路人，他把對方扶起來說：「你的運氣真好！」 「你這個人真可惡！把我撞倒了還說我運氣好， 你看，我的腿都被你撞青了！」路人生氣的說。「還說你運氣不好？你要曉得，今天我休假，平常我可是開砂石車的呢！」
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Mother In Law = Woman Hitler?
I recieved this few days ago and it is so interesting... so post it here!
This,i have recieved it before... long time ago and now u can see how forwarded mails can reach u again after so many years lol....
Word Can be REARRANGE!!!
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIAN:When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER:When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES:When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH:When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE:When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINES:When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY:When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS:When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS:When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT:When you rearrange the letters: IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKES:When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters:WOMAN HITLER
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Question and Answer
1. What is your most favourite thing to do?
Go Vacation and eat different kind of delicious food!
2. If you have only one country to choose for your dream vacation, where will it be and why?
Japan
3. What would you give up in return to eat all you want in the world and not get fat ?
My Sorrow
4. Name one most tragic incident that involved you.
2 Car Accident in not even half a year... both time my car were send for repair for more than a month -.-
5. Do you believe you can survive without money?
yes but its a tough one
6. What are you afraid to lose the most?
The things i have and the things i would want to have
7. What do you feel like doing, right now?
anything,i just dun wanna sleep!!! mayb dance in the rain!!!! its raining outside :P i like to do crazy stuff ;)
8. If you can get out of your current life circumstance, would you?
I keep thought of this... zzzz yesterday i was imagining this as well then i realise one thing... if i were back to time to change things i might not get to know some of the friends i currently have... things will be different... people i met... people i changed and ppl who changed me... a bit 可惜...
Lots of things i really wish i can undo and do it better but after having above thoughts i think i will just stay as what i am now! ;)
We can't undo the past, yet we still can change our future!!
9. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
really love me, cheerful, good hearted, not polictic players 心机不重, faithful, caring, smart, understandable
10. What is the thing that will make you think he/she is bad?
behaviour and thoughts? dunno...
11. What is your ambition?
To be a successful person in all aspect, entrepreneur... to become someone
12. Is anyone really perfect?
When u r in love with her.... hahaha but in fact none in this world can be perfect...
13. If you had a choice to be rich or happy, which one would you pick ?
Happy of course! Erm to be more precise should be "JOY"
14. If you have a chance, which part of your character you would like to change?
My patient, temper and my shyness?
15. Who is the person that you can share all your problems with?
my best friends! u know who u r ;)
16. How do you see yourself in 10 years time?
I love Jesus
17. What is the one thing you love about yourself?
i'm smart ,creative and musical? =) ok one thing = round up to be "MY BRAIN" =)
18. What is your dream job?
Who really likes to work? they work for purpose! so am i lol :P
I would like to tag the following people:
All who read these!
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
My first Self Made Cocktail - Malibu Bay Breeze
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Tak Cakap Tak Tau lo.....
I'm Super Adolescent(Naive) thats why i just learn something new today that i never been thought of!!
Catch you is to protect you!!!!! Sometimes in order to protect someone... u need to catch and lock someone up!!!
O ya by the way i recently get to know a new friend. His only 6 years old... cute little boy...He very pandai cakap... he say in future when he grow up he wanna be a lawyer.
his name is S.Hamid who is a very nice kid...seriously he can joke very well =) thats what his name all about
S.H. = Super Humorous!!!
When i feel boring I'll find him and his joke will really make me laugh whole day! When got chance i introduce him to u la ;)
Friday, September 5, 2008
31st August 2008
What do you think of when you see 31st August 2008? Too bad its i thought of Baskin Robin hahaha thats the first ting comes in to my mind this year. Actually i went on 30th August with Gavin and William.
Mango Tango + Very Berry StrawberryCute Car in Penang
Haha got this shot at Pulau Tikus... Cute lovely car with a "heart" and its not a wedding car... :P
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Life is so UNFAIR @ Who say Prime Minister can't play guitar?
Anyone know where is our PM Mr. Abdullah B. on 24th August 2008?
SEE?
Answer: His in China performing with Leona Lewis (Olympic 2008 Closing)
Opsss Mistake :P His Jimmy Page not our PM! XD Don't they look alike? Twins?
Life is always unfair...
One is borned so talented and the other one is so...... heehee :P
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Wall - E (Side Order - Butterfly Effect 1 & 2 , Fight Club)
Just came back from GSC... nice movie must watch! Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Coincidence!! Wow Tomorrow everyone gonna strike LOTTERY first prize lo~~~
Hwat a coincidence...
Today 6 chinese school from Permatang Pauh gets 1.2Million from the governmet (BN)... they say this has nothing to do with the election!!! they have already planned to give long ago according to Deputy Education Minister...
Wow this is the most amazing things i've seen! Permatang Pauh chinese are so lucky out of so many area which is not under the governance of BN... you guys are the first to get these kind of benefits!!! hahaha what a coincidence!
o ya the election candidate is there too when the 1.2M is given away! XD lol
How i wish Penangites will be as lucky as them to get back our 2nd Bridge , highway etc....
oya other chinese school which asked for financial aids which has been waiting for years and years i hereby wish u better luck and be patient ;) who knows they have already been planning long to give just haven't execute it nia... soon when the "CONINCIDENCE" happen u will get the aids from the government! haha
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Another coincidence! they approved the new law of DNA~
They say ---- this has nothing to do with Anwar case, the new law has been planned to be implement in yr 2001? or 1991? just so ngam recently it is passed!
Weih~~~ i think its really coincident nia lo!!! we all as Malaysian must trust what our leader say la!!! Believe them la! how would the leaders of Malaysia tell lies? believe them ! Malaysia Boleh! >.<
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recently so many coinceidence i think i wanna go buy lottery tomorrow (Wednesday) yeah! Wish me luck! Who knows i will strike one tomorrow! =)
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OMG is Anwar and his keadilan stupid enuf to whack those reporter 1 week before the election?
Mayb Anwar is doing this to spoil his own reputation? Haha Somemore when whacking the reporters they wear "KEADILAN T-Shirt"!
Ouch.... lame tactic la! Kids also know what happen! Nice try to convince us! =P
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Guys View of Point~
This is from the email i recieved~ find it interesting and make sense to some extend...
From a guys point of view:
We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room
and you jump up and tackle him without even introducing us,
yeah, it pisses us off.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.
We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a little concerned.
Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it can't wait till he morning.
Also, when we tell you you're pretty/beautiful/gorgeous/cute/ stunning,
we freaking mean it.
Don't tell us we're wrong.
We'll stop trying to convince you.
The sexiest thing about a girl is confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.
Don't be mad when we hold the door open.
Take Advantage of the mood im in.
LET US PAY FOR YOU! DON'T 'FEEL BAD'
We enjoy doing it.
It's expected. Smile and say 'thank you.'
Kiss us when no one's watching.
If you kiss us when you know somebody's looking, we'll be more impressed.
You don't have to get dressed up for us.
If we're going out with you in the first place,
you don't have to feel the need to wear the shortest skirt you have or put on every kind of makeup you own.
We like you for WHO you are and not WHAT you are.
Honestly, i think a girl looks more beautiful when she's just in her pj's.
Or my t-shirt and boxers, not all dolled up.
Don't take everything we say seriously.
Sarcasm is a beautiful thing.
See the beauty in it.
Don't get angry easily.
Stop using magazines/media as your bible.
Don't talk about how hott Morris Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney is in front of us.
It's boring, and we don't care. You have girlfriends for that.
Whatever happened to the word 'handsome'/'beautiful'.
I'd be utterly stunned by a girl who greeted me with 'Hey handsome!' instead of 'Hey baby/ stud/ cutie/ sexy' or whatever else you can think of.
On the other hand im not sayin i wouldn't like it either.
Girls: I cannot stress this enough:
IF YOU AREN'T BEING TREATED RIGHT BY A GUY, DON'T WAIT FOR HIM TO CHANGE.>
DITCH HIS SORRY DISGRACE-TO-THE-MALE-POPULATION ASS, AND FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL TREAT YOU WITH UTTER RESPECT
Someone who will honor your morals.
Someone who will make you smile when you're at your lowest.
Someone who will care for you even when you make mistakes.
Someone who will love you, no matter how bad you make them feel.
Someone who will stop what theyre doing just to look you in the eyes....and say 'i love you'
Monday, August 11, 2008
Busy Yet Interesting Weekend!
Saturday:
Super Busy!!!
Need to prepare my music~
4.00pm went coffee bean to learn Photoshop creating Avatar and Banner thx Ms Wendy for teaching the noob! ~ ;)
(Consider last minute d coz Wendy leaving to Ipoh-KL the next day)
6pm Drive to Park Royal prepare for Party!!!
(Suppose to be Gavin's "farewell" party but HEYYYYYYYYY you will only be leaving on October man!!So what party was that?)
We did the same thing most of the ppl did in beach~ play around, bbq, chatting, guitar + a bit singing... etc...
Here comes the most interesting part hahahhaha
Park Royal~ I love the pool...
I get high and went to CHALLENGE THE AUTHORITY-BREAKING THE RULES!!!
Obviously they "chained up" the pool and also put up a sign board saying "POOL CLOSED"
Its was 12 something and i just sneak to a corner and jump down into a pool... SY and Wendy stay besides the pool to "jaga"
lol manage to swim for 7 minutes! yay then here comes the employee apologize to me "Sorry Sir, the pool is closed for maintainance they are doing "pengklorinan"(i forgot what english word he used d -.-) and it is danger for your eyes"
Then i change location! The sea~ then the rest (5 other ppl joined me)
Enjoying the waves! But the brownish sea water is not so cool... mayb not that bad la but nevermind we can't see anything also in the dark hahaha
OMG 130am "PARENTS ALERT PARENTS ALERT" :P Its late so we went home!
Sunday
Slept at 3 after online awhile woke up at 740 prepare for church...
I've serving playing the Piano for Praise and Worship, Johnny is leading... omg Intro on 2 songs one of them in E major its a challenge and very pressure for a noob pianist like me hahaha phew~ get thru tho not like sometimes might "sink" mia hahahaha
Guitar Class after church~ Learning Plucking on "How Great is Our God"
Afternoon went to Uncle Gabriel's house to finish up my music for my song composing~
Thx Uncle Gabriel for the help and for your time too =)
Yay at last i got 1 copy of song that is done using programing...The music is using guitar more can actually change the style and mood using computer software.. but i will make another type of music "Piano + Orchestra + Violin" tomorrow (i mean today lol since now is 430am)
Planned to go PISA PC fair but never have enuf time for that, too tired for that too! imagine slept at 3 woke up at 730 4 and hlf hour sleep only zzzzzzzzz but my weekend worth everything =)
This year i got tough competition d Nicole and her friend made a nice song with interesting modulations and variations, and the music was awesome too! I believe other composers from other 10 churches is putting a lot of effort in making nice music too~
Either winning or losing i'm going to studio!!! wheee~ why? i love music... since i can find such a great singer i might as well just make a better quality recording for my own composing as a hobby =D
Oya my singer that will help me in my song composing singing is in PISA working must be tiring working there for 3 days. Sorry to trouble you and thanks for the help! No choice you got a sweet voice! ;)
TY everyone who lightens up my weekend =D
