Saturday, March 14, 2009

9 WORDS women like to use~

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' .. that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F-- YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

PS: wakakaka my blog seems so dead for some time~~~ time to make it alive again .... hopefully >.<


9PEK9BO (ERNST) said...

Now I see...disappeared from blogging to find out what 9 words women like to use leh..

Now for your next assignment, go find out what 9 words women want to hear.. hahaha!

kxin said...
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kxin said...

Haha that should leave to you to blog... you are more experienced than me ;)

curiositykills said...

weih..y delete comment?

Starry_bright said...

i didnt know i say F word so much... =.=

kxin said...

Yes u did melody!!!!
eh how come suddenly u got my blog address? @@ i long time no visit d... today nothing to do only come see see XD dead blog!