Joke - What OSAMA said about Malaysia~ Cool one! Must read!

Osama生前曾经說：

大马是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！

原因是這樣的：

基地組織曾派出11名恐怖分子襲擊大马，結果如下：

1) 一人去炸KLCC時塞车塞了2小时，结果在车龙里爆炸了；

2) 一人在Jb骑摩哆被人在半路载停，结果背包被抢了；

3) 一人在KL交通灯前因为horn了别的车辆一声，结果被路霸打到进医院去了；

4) 一人在怡保驾车因为跟着路牌走，结果去了Lumut；

5) 一人去炸Bintang Walk；在路旁就被人拉了去找小姐，结果把任务忘记了；

6) 一人曾經嘗試在PJ银行放炸弹，結果在银行门口就給摩哆匪搶了，人还被拖了100 m；

7) 一人剛到金宝就失聯，後來在醫院找到人，但卻是在昏迷當中，醫生說他吃了金宝老鼠粉，可能會成為植物人；

8)一人去了登家奴 炸体育，忽然吹了一阵风...体育馆倒塌了，结果那人也被压死了；

9)一人去偷了一架战机准备去撞KL Tower；他start了引擎很久都start不到，结果打开引擎盖一看....原来这战机没引擎的~；

10)一人去了kota tinggi；刚好下了一场雨，就水灾了，结果炸药也湿水了；

11) 一人成功地在吧生港口炸港，死傷數百人，潛回基地組織後，半年都沒見任何到有关的新聞報導，遂被組織以"謊報戰果罪"報處決了（這個最可憐！）；

最後，osama不得不說：記得！！大马是全球唯一絕對不能惹的國家！

CULPRIT has been arrested! Are they really from Keadilan or Rocket? =)

A group of motorcyclist holding "ROCKET" flags going around throwing stones into houses (just like the so call "KEADILAN" member pukul the reporters) before the election!


Is the opposition party so stupid to do these things? analyse ur self rasionall! Lame tactic!

This time a few indiana jones from Keadilan heard the news and come with their 4WD and surround these mat rempit and report to the police... Cool man! the "mat rempit" group were then arrested and sent to the police station! Yeah!

Come on! No better strategies and tactic? Insulting our intelligent man!

Bookies are legal now? POLICE?

IF ANWAR gets below 10000 Votes all gambler who registered with the BOOKIES get RM200 (No need to pay anything)

IF ANWAR gets below 5000 Votes all gambler who registered with the BOOKIES get RM500 (No need to pay anything)

IF ANWAR lost the election all gambler who registered with the BOOKIES get RM200 (No need to pay anything)

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Thats the so call "BOOKIES OPENING BET"

OMG really beh tahan ar!!! Police never take any action on these "BOOKIES"?

Betting is now LEGAL even without license? WTH -.-

Obviously there's someone behind this someone "YOU KNOW WHO" or should i say some "group of people"!!!

Thats SUPERBLY LAME!!!! UNFAIR!!!!

They are trying to make voters not vote for ANWAR! Really Beh Kua!! NO EYES SEE!


The water is so DEEP and DIRTY!

Coincidence!! Wow Tomorrow everyone gonna strike LOTTERY first prize lo~~~

Hwat a coincidence...
Today 6 chinese school from Permatang Pauh gets 1.2Million from the governmet (BN)... they say this has nothing to do with the election!!! they have already planned to give long ago according to Deputy Education Minister...


Wow this is the most amazing things i've seen! Permatang Pauh chinese are so lucky out of so many area which is not under the governance of BN... you guys are the first to get these kind of benefits!!! hahaha what a coincidence!

o ya the election candidate is there too when the 1.2M is given away! XD lol

How i wish Penangites will be as lucky as them to get back our 2nd Bridge , highway etc....

oya other chinese school which asked for financial aids which has been waiting for years and years i hereby wish u better luck and be patient ;) who knows they have already been planning long to give just haven't execute it nia... soon when the "CONINCIDENCE" happen u will get the aids from the government! haha


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Another coincidence! they approved the new law of DNA~

They say ---- this has nothing to do with Anwar case, the new law has been planned to be implement in yr 2001? or 1991? just so ngam recently it is passed!


Weih~~~ i think its really coincident nia lo!!! we all as Malaysian must trust what our leader say la!!! Believe them la! how would the leaders of Malaysia tell lies? believe them ! Malaysia Boleh! >.<


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recently so many coinceidence i think i wanna go buy lottery tomorrow (Wednesday) yeah! Wish me luck! Who knows i will strike one tomorrow! =)

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OMG is Anwar and his keadilan stupid enuf to whack those reporter 1 week before the election?
Mayb Anwar is doing this to spoil his own reputation? Haha Somemore when whacking the reporters they wear "KEADILAN T-Shirt"!



Ouch.... lame tactic la! Kids also know what happen! Nice try to convince us! =P