A Chinese walks into a bank in New York City and asks
for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to Taiwan on
business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer tells him that the bank will need
some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese
hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on
the street in front of the bank.
He produces the title and everything checks out.
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral
for the loan.
The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good
laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari
as collateral against a $5,000 loan.
An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari
into the bank's underground garage and parks
it there.
Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the
$5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to
have had your business, and this transaction has
worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled.
While you were away, we checked you out and
found that you are a multi-millionaire.
What puzzles us is, why would you bother to
borrow the $5,000?"
The Chinese replies: "Where else in New York City
can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41
and expect it to be there when I return?"
Ah, the mind of the Chinese...
Thursday, April 24, 2008
A story a lesson - Great Mind!
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
IT Support ~ How to solve PC problems
Dear IT Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
and noticed a slow down in the overall performance,
particularly in flower and jewellery applications that
had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable
programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
but installed undesirable programs such as EPL 5.0,
NBA 3.0 and ESPN 2.0. And now, Conversation 8.0 no
longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix
these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering command
C: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install
Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to
Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.
Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create
SnoringLoudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install
Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good Luck,
IT Support
Prince of the Family - part 1
I'm posting this to show my gratitudes towards those who loves me so much! I really appreciate it very much!
First of all thanks to my parents who FULLY SPONSORED me for my Hong Kong Trip recently and also being so supportive to educate me with Primary Education in Disted College(arghh the fee is costly) and Secondary Education - music lessons like violin and piano, also the dancing classes like Hip Hop and Latin in Penang and in KL! Thanks a lot! Ya music lesson might sounds common to u in todays world but not everyone has the privilage to learn it! I do appreciate it a lot! Thx!
Since young about standard two my parents FORCED me to take up violin and piano! That time i was still a "know nothing" innocent kid who only knows playing "Ar chit lo" "ka li toi" "pepsi-cola" "bakuli"(marbles)... obviously if u ask me i would definitely say no to those BORING lessons at that age!!!
Thank God for His blessing!
Now when i grew up with the music knowledge and talent, i never regreted learning them! =) thx for forcing me to learn when i'm still a kid, or else there won't be a kxin - Music Lover today! ;)
My Little Chef Friend ----- GavC
Sunday, April 20, 2008
JOKE~~~ Must see!
Note: Credt to CuriosityKills taken from her blog post find it too interesting to be missed so repost it here for my friends ^.^
http://modestzeal.blogspot.com/2008/04/rib-tickler.html
Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....
A pek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagut. Bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa probrem ?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh .. dia punya performance tatak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa celita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap maen woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .. saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jgn maen2 haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens histrousers)
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la.... protonsaga.. ......
Red Box Outing~
Date : 18th April
Time :3-6pm
Venue: RedBox (Gurney Plaza)
Whos there:
Me, GavC, Wendy, Pippo,Jasonlow(new),Benjie(New)
Late Comers and Early Leavers : Cedric, Jessie(New),JJ
GavC JasonLow (new shouter)and benjie(new shouter)
Wanna Be? :P Gavc rap with actions!!!
Karaoke King Sinigng with Styles~
They are also the two who "PONTENG CLASS" XD
Friday, April 18, 2008
Beautiful Song to share~ 禱告 I Pray
Feel like sharing this nice chinese song with you! Its very touching and beautiful song~
Song Title : 禱告 I Pray by 讚美之泉 Stream of Praise
Its by God's grace and mercy that leads me so far! =) Thank You!
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Pahit Dulu Enjoy Later~ Hong Kong Here i come!!!
Arghhh.... this 2 weeks is killing me!!! Today is already Thursday! As most of you know i am going to Hong Kong.
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Dun look down on MAN - MAN CAN COOK TOO!!!!
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
A story a lesson...
Billy is a 8 yr old boy.
Everyone Wants to Rule The World!!!
In todays world, a lot of people is fighting for power. In politics, workplace, even colleges...
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Leadership Conference - By EAGLES
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Gua Tempurung-Ipoh ONE DAY TOUR~~~
Wednesday, April 2, 2008
1-4-2008 A P R I L F O O L
While i was in my class... boring nothing to do i take out my handphone...
Me : Wei i reached ur house d. Open the door for me thx. Pinjam ur computer to online.
Someone: I nt at hme aso.
Me: Wat? Omg. Wat time u reached home? U in college? But i heard sumone inside the house wor.
Someone: My mum lai. Nw watchin mv. I tink 5pm la 245pm mv ma. Y nvr call me 1st?
Me : Everyday movie one ar? Lol. To compensate yesterday? Ur mum open the door for me d. I use ur com har, just online nia. Faster come back
Someone: Haha ok. Don check my private folders can d. 5pm. Then go net sui?
Me: Tonight can't. I need to go somewhere else. By the way u look fit for today. Today is special. A big day for u. April Fool!
Someone: Maleh cb. Got trick by u haha.
I suppose GavC won't want me to tell who is this "someone"... so i'll keep the identity of "someone" as secret la! :P
HAIZ... BIG SWEAT!!! LAST MINUTE B4 TODAY END (1159pm)
TAN KHAY XIN got FOOLED by Ms Jessica
i think 2 yrs din i not being fooled... she broke my streak duh... and sumoreone the last minute!!!!!! SWEAT!
Jessica: Eh kxin, about the Gua Tempurung ar, my side got 6 ma, 4 of them wanna withdraw themselves haiz...
Me: huh? why? wat happen?
Jessica: they just can't make it!
Me: They can't make it because its in the morning? Omg.
Jessica: Yalor, coz its APRIL FOOL!!!!
SAYA KENA TIPU LIAO****
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
DRAGON-i
The best dish for the day goes to~~~~ Duck Breast Meat!!! Its not too oily nor too dry! eaten with chinese roti... (not man tou, its something like roti nan lolzz) Thumbs up!