IT Support ~ How to solve PC problems

Dear IT Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 

and noticed a slow down in the overall performance,

particularly in flower and jewellery applications that 

had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. 

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable 

programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,

but installed undesirable programs such as EPL 5.0, 

NBA 3.0 and ESPN 2.0. And now, Conversation 8.0 no 

longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes 

the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix 

these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

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Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, 

while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering command

C: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install

Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then 

automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to

Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Late Night Teh Tarik 6.1.

Late Night 6.1 is a very bad program that will create 

SnoringLoudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install 

Mother-in-Law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. 

These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a 

limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider additional software to improve memory and

performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

Good Luck,

IT Support