Sunday, April 20, 2008

JOKE~~~ Must see!

Note: Credt to CuriosityKills taken from her blog post find it too interesting to be missed so repost it here for my friends ^.^

http://modestzeal.blogspot.com/2008/04/rib-tickler.html



Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....

A pek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagut. Bila lu potong haa lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...
Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ada cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa probrem ?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh .. dia punya performance tatak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa celita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap maen woo.. lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha .. saya punya 6 inci laa..
Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jgn maen2 haa.. mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens histrousers)
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tarak percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tatak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau... Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la.... protonsaga.. ......

7 comments:

rachelK said...

wth.. like tatz pun boleh !! duh!

kxin said...

lol i also got potong zaka!!! and its bloody red colour XD

rachelK said...

lol.. swt !!!

GavC said...

wow.. then i got potong banana lo XD

kxin said...

persona = banana? -.- swt

rachelK said...

wth!!!!!!!!!!!! like tat oso can ! faint

Vincent Tan said...

LOL!!! WTF!!!
Potong Zaka!

I think Perdana sounds more like banana..